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khazad-dumb:

bbc sherlock

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

insteadofcutting:

If you haven’t heard this today, I’m glad that you’re alive.

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

kierongillen:

piratemoggy:

bibliofilariidae:

roachpatrol:

luciddreamerash:

hellotailor:

a man wrote an article about this mysterious new Fan Fiction craze, and oh boy did we all learn a lot from it.

Here is the link, if anyone wants to read the whole thing and you wiLL NoT BE DISSAPOInTED

yesssss

wowwwwwwww

i cnAT STOP LSUGHING because I WILL START CRYING this man was PAID oh gpd

Clearly the most offensive thing is the capitalisation in Warhammer.

Glad someone’s reading my sexy Skavenblight stories though.

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

pbdigital:

itswalky:

siphersaysstuff:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

"Dr. James" amuses me. "Let’s add at least one more female and be done”…

Yes, actually, let’s add at least one more woman to the cast.

Did you know that when you go outside, OVER HALF of the people out there are girls????

FEMINISM RUN AMUCK

I’d play Super Smash Sisters, let’s do it.  Fund it Nintendo.

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thetytoalba:

bravelittletoreador:

pettyartist:

lxndr5:

lord-kitschener:

The teeth are different because humans ate different forms of prey and caught them differently. A tiger needs its teeth to hold onto struggling prey, while humans have more usable limbs.

also CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN THEY ARE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES AND IF YOU MAKE THEM LIVE ON PLANTS YOU WILL FORCE THEM TO GO BLIND AND DIE FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ANIMALS

CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN

CATS

CANNOT

BE

VEGAN 

Jesus Christ, yeah no, cats can never be vegetarian or vegan jesus goddamn motherfucker.

CATS NEED TAURINE

CATS NEED TAURINE FROM MEAT PROTEINS

DO NOT MAKE YOUR CAT EAT A VEGETARIAN/VEGAN DIET

Cannot reblog this enough.

Cats can not produce the amino acid taurine in their bodies. They must get it from their diet, or they will go blind and die, slowly and horribly.

You have the ability and the right to choose a vegan or vegetarian life style and people should respect that choice.

Your pet does not have that ability, and can not make that choice. Please do not force it on them, any more than you would allow someone to force a diet not of your choosing on you.

If you find it morally objectionable to feed your pets food containing animal products, then perhaps you should consider choosing an herbivorous pet such as a rabbit or other small rodent. For the same reason I can’t keep snakes, even though I think they’re beautiful, because I can not handle their diet, if you can not handle feeding your cat animal products, you should find it a home with someone who can.

THIS.

Unlike cats, which ABSOLUTELY MUST have meat or meat-derived substances to live healthy lives, dogs can technically have a vegetarian diet, but you should at LEAST do your research first and make sure they’re getting everything they need out of it. Dogs aren’t humans. They have different dietary needs and can’t just eat the same fruits and vegetables that their owners do. I believe there are commercially available vegetarian dog foods, which probably have well balanced nutrients designed for this purpose, but again, make sure you know what you’re getting into.

(And don’t think I didn’t see that aside about “liberating” them. Don’t try to pull that PETA bullcrap here. Dogs and cats are domesticated species. They don’t have a native range to be released into, and feral animals cause unimaginable damage to ecosystems across the globe already. ESPECIALLY feral cats. Millions of birds and rodents are killed every dayby cats who often don’t even eat them because they kill for fun. Do not own a cat if you’re just going to leave it outside all day, and definitely don’t if you’re not going to get it spayed or neutered first.)

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

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elisaddiq:

terarroni:

While this may be a big “duh” to a lot of U.S. citizens, a recent study which has been made open for public viewing concludes that the United States’ system of government is closer to that of a (corporate) oligarchy than it is a democracy. That is to say that power is vested within a small group of people, as opposed to the majority.

Historically speaking, oligarchies generally devolve into tyrannical states due to the concentration of power (usually based on class) with a smaller group of people who generally do not agree with the interests or preferences of the majority; these types of frictions lead to oppression by making some people more “equal” than others, as demonstrated in George Orwell’s Animal Farm, essentially giving people certain rights, but allowing those rights more freely to certain groups.

I remember in the 6th grade when we were learning about different types of governments and we got to oligarchy I said to the teacher “Oh so that’s what America is right?” and he looked at me like i was crazy and said “No Elijah, America is a democracy because the citizens also have power” and I said “what power?” and he said “We can vote” and I was kind of quite for a little bit because i thought he was gonna say something else and I was like “Is that it?” and he just went on to the next lesson

Will the U.S. dollar officially collapse on July 1, 2014 and H.R. 2847 will go into effect? Then America will be living under the imposition of martial law by the federal government? WHAT'S HAPPENING???
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edwardspoonhands:

HR 2847 puts regulations on offshore banking tax loopholes. People who have lots of money believe that, because rich people and large companies NEED tax loopholes in order to feed their private planes…all of them will run screaming from America as soon as it’s enacted, thus destroying the entire American economy. 

Actually they don’t believe this, they just want everyone to think that closing down their tax shelters will destroy the economy so we stop doing it. 

The American economy does not depend on offshore tax shelters, we’re going to be fine.

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221cbakerstreet:

how about for day of silence straight people have to be quiet and listen to queer people all day